Form DNS-00A · Read before entry

Notice to
visitor

01This is a joke. Nothing here is a real institution, and nothing is being enforced.
02The whole site runs on reverse psychology. Every instruction is written to be broken.
03So: press the thing it tells you not to press. That's the site. That's all of it.

This notice appears every visit. On purpose.

Form DNS-00 — Public Instrument Index Rev. —

Do Not Studios

Instruments of Public Compliance No Authority Claimed

This is your only instruction

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