Form DNS-00B — Notice & disclosures Rev. —

Notice &
disclosures

DO NOT STUDIOS is not an institution, an agency, a bureau, or a department. It is a small set of browser toys made for fun, dressed up as official paperwork because official paperwork is funnier than a menu.

01 How it works

Every instrument here is built on reverse psychology. The site tells you not to do something. Doing it anyway is the entire point, and nothing bad happens when you do.

Short version: press the thing it says not to press. Open the drawer it says not to open. That's the joke.

02 What this collects

—No accounts. No login. Nothing to sign up for in order to use anything.
—No trackers, no analytics scripts, no advertising pixels.
—The counters are global tallies only — a number goes up by one. Nothing about you is stored alongside it.
—The case reference and timer on the front page are generated in your browser and forgotten the moment you close the tab.
—If the notice register opens, an address entered there would be used for one thing: telling you a new instrument exists.

03 Affiliations

None. No government body, company, standards organisation, or regulator is connected to this in any way. Any resemblance to real forms, seals, notices, or verification systems is a costume.

04 Seriousness

Nothing on this site is a real warning, a real requirement, or a real consequence. Nothing is enforced. No record follows you anywhere. The stamps are decorative.

If any of it ever stops reading as a joke, that's a bug — and the fix is to remember rule one and press the button.

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